pantsareunwelcome:

saiyantriforceofmetallica:

pantsareunwelcome:

geeses:

I’m doing a scientific experiment to find out if I give a fuck and my hypothesis is no

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this?

I am a neuroscience major so allow me to explain. She’s doing a scientific experiment to find out if she gives a fuck and her hypothesis is no.

Oh, okay thanks

leepacesfaces:

motiya:

Marry someone down to earth, someone with roots, just marry a tree

marry groot

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

It doesn’t matter if it’s a relationship, a lifestyle, or a job. If it doesn’t make you happy let it go.
William Chapman (via phoe-bs)

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado


Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?
Anonymous

porn4smartgirls:

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.



hello my name is laura and i love you welcome