A Few of My Favorite Russian Proverbs (with their literal translations)

dsudis:

tsumeghost:

phoenixwaller:

elliottholt:

  • Большой секрет — знает весь свет.    Big secret—the whole world knows.
  • Борода не делает философом.  A beard doesn’t make a philosopher.
  • В темноте все кошки серы.  All cats are gray in the dark.
  • В Ту́лу со свои́м самова́ром не е́здят. No one brings a samovar to Tula. (Tula is famous as the city where samovars were manufactured. This is the equivalent of “Don’t bring coal to Newcastle.”)
  • Волко́в боя́ться — в лес не ходи́ть. If you’re afraid of wolves, don’t go to the woods.
  • Говорить правду — потерять дружбу.  Tell the truth—lose friends.
  • Доверя́й, но проверя́й.  Trust, but verify.
  • Долг платежо́м кра́сен.  Debt is beautiful once it’s repaid.
  • Доно́счику — пе́рвый кнут. The informer is whipped first.
  • Друг познаётся в беде́.  You get to know your friend in trouble. (A friend in need is a friend indeed.)
  • Дру́жба дру́жбой, а де́нежкам счёт.  Friendship is friendship, but count money.
  • Знать всё — значит не знать ничего. To know everything is to know nothing.
  • И у стен бывают уши. And even walls have ears.
  • Когда́ де́ньги говоря́т, тогда́ пра́вда молчи́т.  When money talks, truth shuts up.
  • На чужо́м го́ре сча́стья не постро́ишь. One can’t build happiness upon another’s grief.
  • Назва́лся гру́здем — полеза́й в ку́зов. If you called yourself a mushroom—get in the basket. (Sort of like, “don’t just talk the talk—walk the walk.”)
  • Не ошиба́ется тот, кто ничего́ не де́лает. He that does nothing makes no mistakes.

NB: any translation mistakes are mine

USEFUL!!!

Very Important Addition, my favorite

Любовь не картошка, не выбросишь в окошко. LOVE IS NOT A POTATO YOU CANNOT THROW IT OUT A WINDOW (that is, love is not a small thing that is easy to get rid of)

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For about TWENTY YEARS I have been wondering why, in the English-translated Chekhov play I read because it was on the summer reading list for my AP English class, someone says with no particularly enlightening context, “Death is not a potato.”

BUT THAT’S WHY, ISN’T IT. HE’S REFERENCING THAT PROVERB. LOVE IS NOT A POTATO; DEATH IS NOT A POTATO.

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Merry Christmas to this underappreciated classic bop

lnalovegd:

fleetwoodbrak:

Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk

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this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning

renegades-of-pvnk:

mothman is real and he offered me cocaine in a dimly lit jc penny’s

shay-gnar:

weedweirdo:

this is a very very good video

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

lizzey:

amanda-jess27:

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Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

the mood for 2019

How to Summon the Avatar

cooliogirl101:

theshadowedqueen82:

1. Set up a cart selling cabbages.

2. That’s it. Just wait for him to show up.

Cabbage dude had better luck finding the Avatar than Zuko did in all 3 seasons

onews:

if you enter your url on this website it’ll show you if you have content that tumblr could potentially delete your blog for

turnipfritters:

foleo:

ataricore:

ok so.. apparently there’s a bug going around that it makes you block (or makes it appear that you blocked) your mutuals and that they blocked you in turn. i’m just letting you guys know that if it appears that i blocked you, that is 100% not the case and is just tumblr being funky again.

reblogs are ok and appreciated because holy shit this website is a hellhole

a kinnie made up this lie after having a breakdown cause they found out bpdluka kins hatsune miku even tho they have her listed as their top id (not kin cause they’re HATSUNE MIKU IRL) and softblocked half of their mutuals

You just can’t get farm fresh organic nonsense like this on any other platform, I tell you what

well anyways guys I don’t post much here anyways and now that tumblr is dead:

Twit is lauralynnie

Inst is flauranfauna

rowantheexplorer:
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“ darksideoftheshroom:
“ rainbow reflection on water
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Oh my god
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Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply
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They’re turning the...

rowantheexplorer:

jazzbott:

anexperimentallife:

icacus:

acquaintedwithrask:

stonerdayzandpurplehaze:

darksideoftheshroom:

rainbow reflection on water

Oh my god

Finally, the gays have polluted the water supply

They’re turning the frogs gay

Reblog if you support gay water.

I hope it’s not from spilled oil, because those rainbows make me sad for the state of our planet.

If it’s some natural phenomenon I’ve never heard of then cool.

Good news! It’s not pollution, but instead entirely natural bacterial action that happens in low oxygen bogs. Iron-loving bacteria are feeding on dissolved iron in the water, and their metabolic processes produce this rainbow oily film on the surface. Their waste products settle into an iron ore sediment. You are literally watching bog iron form, which was the primary source of iron for most of northern Europe during the Medieval era.

It’s still super gay, though. It’s now just Science Gay.



hello my name is laura and i love you welcome