I’m doing a scientific experiment to find out if I give a fuck and my hypothesis is no
can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this?
I am a neuroscience major so allow me to explain. She’s doing a scientific experiment to find out if she gives a fuck and her hypothesis is no.
Oh, okay thanks
Marry someone down to earth, someone with roots, just marry a tree
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
|—||William Chapman (via phoe-bs)|
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.